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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Pithy Gym Quip of the Week


Client: "I read a story how dolphins were being found carrying conch shells in their mouths. At first scientists were thinking the dolphins were merely catching fish hiding in the shells. Now they suspect the dolphins are teaching each other to trap fish with the shells. I think its an amazing example of evolution in action."

Me: "I went to the DMV to get a copy of my drivers license last week. I'm pretty sure that none of the people I saw could be taught anything no matter how hard I jammed a shell in their mouth."

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